Life is all about the yin and the yang; the light and the dark.
Let’s embrace it!
Veggie burgers with melted cheddar cheese, fried onions and mushrooms, pickles, and spinach on asiago bread. Oh, and yam fries.
Turnips, any way. Can we please stop trying to make turnips happen? They are a pain in the ass to peel, take forever to cook, and taste the way that farts smell.
They are the absolute worst.
I suffered brief, albeit alarming heart palpitations when I heard that the premiere of this brilliant, and gut-bustingly hilarious show has been pushed back.
Why NBC, WHHHHYYY?
And how does consistently crap programming keep getting renewed (or you know, Charlie Sheen keep getting hired?) while this perfect gem of hilarity gets slowly Arrested Developmented?
That is so not cool, cool, cool.
Cameron Crowe movies. Do people, other than narcissistic fifteen year-old boys and emotionally stunted, middle aged, ex-high school star quarterbacks actually like this drivel?
These are not good movies. In fact, they are terrible. Anytime I hear someone talk about how good Almost Famous is I want to box their ears. Elizabethtown is so awful it’s laughable.
I swear I can just hear Mr. Crowe cackling over his perceived wit every time I unwittingly see a clip from one of these car wrecks.
Plus they just feel so nineties – and not in a good way. Take Clueless for instance – that movies is nineties in the most awesome way possible. These films just feel like itchy flannel chafing my teen spirit to death.
SHOW NO ONE THE MONEY.
ZOMG. SHE IS THE KEEEEY-UTEST.
No animals. That’s impossible.
But I do think that people who hate animals are Satan’s minions.
And there’s no saving soulless demon-spawn. They’re goners.
Going grocery shopping after working out. It always makes me feel like I’M GETTING STUFF DONE.
Plus my adrenaline is still going like gangbusters so I can carry at least 40 per cent more groceries than normal.
Not to mention you always buy all the best stuff post-sweat fest. Except for coconut water with pulp – that stuff is weird sauce.
Forgetting to buy razors.
Because that means I have to go back to the store, and once I commit to going back to the store, it means picking up Drano because for some reason the bathtub isn’t draining quite right, and also bodywash (but not the kind I really like due to the fact that it’s now nine dollars, and that is obscene), and spray that makes my hair way, way shiny (but smells like really strong old lady perfume, so much so that I immediately regret my purchase, especially because if I hadn’t bought it I could have just got the good kind of body wash in the first place.)
That may or may not have happened.
So what about you dudes? What do you love? What do you loathe? Let it all Chang out.