Just the facts please

Ten things I have learned in twenty-eight years:

1. Less really is more, especially in terms of make-up.

2. Although few things beat a truly brilliant red lipstick.

3. You can always run faster, it’s just a matter of realizing it won’t kill you.

4. Brussell sprouts are delicious.

5. There will just always be too many books.

6. In the land of Comfy, I am queen.

7. Cleaning house is always better when in your underwear, blasting really loud pop music.

8. The Big Lebowski, and A Fish Called Wanda will never stop being funny. In fact, like a fine wine, they just improve with age.

9. Push-ups are a tiny bit more bearable when you pretend you’re in a post-apocalyptic fight preparation montage.

10. Having a boy love you is pretty darn brilliant. Loving yourself is even better.

Now? Onwards, ho!

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