Five things that are making me laugh.
1. In Act V, scene i of Much Ado About Nothing (my spirit animal in play form), Benedick calls Claudio “Lord Lackbeard” when confronting him on his wrongful scorning of Hero.
Now, I’ve always thought this to be a terrific insult, and I laugh at it every time I either read it on the page, or hear it used live.
This past weekend, I made a joke about the fact that I’ve pretty much run my breasts into non-existence. Building off of this love, Marc didn’t miss one beat, and immediately called me his “Lord Lackboob.”
I’ll be laughing about that for YEARS.
2. This Lonely Island song.
Angela Merkel is a lyric.
I can always do with more Merkel in my life.
3. I was speaking with my mum on the phone yesterday and she told me how she was helping out at my sister’s store when she went to the washroom to use some of my sister’s hairspray.
(My sister practically lives at her shop, so she keeps an assorted array of housekeeping materials in her bathroom – toiletries, changes of clothes, shoes – it’s a veritable treasure trove of her stuff.)
Anyway, my mum nearly gave me a laugh-induced stroke on the skytrain when she followed-up with, “only what I thought to be hairspray turned out to be industrial grade oven cleaner!”
And people wonder why I am the way that I am.
4. This photo of my sister and I from Christmas this year.
It’s really amazing Ford Models isn’t blowing up my phone trying to sign me.
5. Mary Roach’s Packing for Mars.
This lady is one heck of a great writer, and funny to boot. Ever wondered how hard it is to use a toilet in zero gravity?
(But you’ll definitely not want to miss her chapter on just how hard it can be. I mean – they actually have to practice, on earth, with cameras, before launching themselves into orbit!)
I mean, who knew that there would be such a science, to well, this part of science?
So that’s all she wrote my darlings.
I’ll just be here in my little corner of the interwebs, silently shedding these tears of happiness.
And I’ll probably be here for a while.