O HAI THERE.
Guess what guys?
Last night I competed in a stand-up comedy competition, AND I WON!!!
Which means not only did I win $100 (COLD HARD CASH DOLLARS!) but I also get entered into the next round of the tournament, which may just end with me winning $500.
FIVE HUNDRED BONES!
(Or clams, or whatever the cool kids are calling it these days.)
You might not be able to see it, but I am doing a bit of a dance.
So join in!