We like to camp it up

Of late, the weather around these here parts has been totally bonkers.

As I rode into work this morning, the fog was so thick it was practically impossible to see anything out of the windows from my Skytrain car. I imagined that I was travelling atop a cloud city, heading in and out of cumulus tunnels, and the lights of passing buildings were toll bridges manned by angry cloud trolls.

fog

The Exorfog!

(It wouldn’t surprise me if I am in fact the most bonkers person on Skytrain at any given time.)

That ride in and out of itself was a little hairy, due to extensive, system-wide power outages. I had to take the long way around into town and spent the entire time reading as hard as I could to stop the dude sitting next to me from talking my ear off the entire time.

Yeah, guy. I get it. Transit problems suck FOR EVERYONE. Stop yer yammering!

But the amazing thing was, by two o’clock this afternoon, the fog had lifted and the sun was shining like an absolute shining thing. Everywhere you looked, the fall leaves seemed to be ablaze in a fiery trio of yellows, oranges, and reds.

Absolutely spectacular.

I took the last hour off of work to go and watch Marc’s last soccer game of the season (he coaches the senior boys at his school) and for an hour and half I had the chance to enjoy the late October sunshine and cheer on the team.

Standing there, basking in that golden glow, all I wanted to do was pack a bag, grab our tent, and head off into the woods somewhere for a weekend of autumnal camping.

TENT! Nice Marmot.

Nice Marmot.

Now, long-time friends and family members would probably chuckle to themselves reading that last line, knowing full-well how averse I used to be to forest-bound adventures.

It’s true though – I was definitely a late-bloomer when it came to my love of camping. For many moons I openly rejected the idea of sleeping in a tent, eating with sporks, and wearing long-johns as pants.

And now?

NOW I ROCK A LONG-JOHN LIKE NO OTHER.

Long johns!

Long johns!

So may I present to you, dear readers, the final chapter of my “Used to hate, now I love” series:

CAMPING.

Man did I ever used to loathe this pastime.

Camping as a kid just always seemed to conjure up images of frigid downpours, mouldy tents, leaky tarpaulins, awful food, soggy socks, and over-cramped quarters.

It was the worst.

Factor in that I was a bit of a prima donna, and you can imagine just how awful it was to have me hanging around whatever campsite my dad and sisters happened to be visiting.

As soon as I ate what little junk food we had managed to persuade my dad to purchase for us, I would settle into a deep, dark sulk that would last right up until the moment we pulled up stakes and headed back towards civilization.

I remember one trip with my dad and my little sister. One morning we woke up and I demanded that we go to White Spot for breakfast. I was adamant in my claim that I would not eat one more dry bunch of shredded wheat (you know the ones – they look like mini bales of hay) for my morning meal.

My dad, who remains until this day a truly passionate anti-White Spot kind of guy, tried his best at negotiation, and offered up this doozy:

“How about we go to a bed and breakfast, and see if we can pay for just the breakfast?”

I sat there, slack-jawed and mortified.

JUST THE BREAKFAST!?

What kind of person would even think of such a thing?

I told him flat out that I would in no way partake in this ridiculous tom-foolery. If he even attempted such a charade I would hide in the backseat of the car.

Of course he called me on my bluff (either that or he just didn’t have any energy to deal with my drama queen behaviour).

So there I sat, trying my hardest to remain unseen as I peeked out of the car’s back window, watching as he and my little sister (whose sweater was so dirty that she was now wearing it inside out) rang the bell of the first bed and breakfast we had come across.

Seriously, they looked like they had just jumped off of a passing train car. All they were missing was the bandana-sac tied to the end of a broom stick.

Hey buddy – can ya spare a dime?

Needless to say, they didn’t get the breakfast.

And we ended up eating at White Spot.

VICTORY!

After that, I really didn’t camp again for a long, long time. Not until I started dating Marc and he made it very clear that he loved spending time (sleeping time especially) in the great outdoors, and he very much wished to share this love with me.

I thought it was high-time to give ye olde tent extravaganza another time (it had been a good twelve years or so since my last camping trip), and I agreed to head to Harrison Hot Springs for a weekend.

The plan was to participate in a slow-food bike tour around Agassiz that morning, and the camp that evening.

It was going to be all fires, and hot chocolate, and sleeping bag snuggles.

Instead, we bicycled through a bloody monsoon, Marc forgot the sleeping bags, and our air mattress leaked.

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RAIN.

We spent the entire night shivering under our car’s emergency blanket, taking turns pumping up the mattress, and listening to the thunder storm wreak havoc on our surrounding environs.

But you know the craziest thing?

I actually loved it.

And to this day, we laugh like loons just thinking about that weekend.

Since them, we’ve camped a number of times, all around BC and Oregon, and each trip has been absolutely fabulous.

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I’m also happy to say that I no longer eat at White Spot.

And I’d probably still only eat the breakfast, if prefaced by “Bed and.”

Because you know what they say  – some things will never change.

8 thoughts on “We like to camp it up

  1. (whatever jaref-veinte-dos said, unless it isn’t complimentary)
    “you’re back”! what with the regular updates, expo-zayz, ‘n such. (I might return to same, next week? … (in the manner of Theodoric of York: NAAAAAHHH!))
    ‘cept the situation has reversed: i yoosta like to camp, and semi-frequently (x-c ski a coupla miles, pitch a tent, 20-below (f), fun stuff!) but now, and for the past teens of years, na.
    As usual, your writing, descriptions, cloud city, autumnal wonder, are a fresh breeze and fun to be carried along with, and in.

    • I am back baby! Not set schedule though this time, as I want to make sure that any spare time I have to write, I am writing! But holy crapola do I need to get better with the comment reply and STAT.

      I would so love to cross-country ski and camp! That must be a hell of an adventure. :)

      And thanks! Your lovely words never fail to bring a warmth my heart. :)

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